Floobie Day

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, I've always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but

how can I be sure?

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but

sometimes I wonder.'

Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've never

had it confirmed.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true

was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for

them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the

most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest. They agreed to meet again the

next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true.

The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina Jolie perked up and said: 'And I know for sure that I'm the

gorgeous girl alive.'

But Brad Pitt lifted his sad, sexy face and said.......

'Who the heck is Scott Whipple????! ! ! ! ! ! !'